Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I actually pay taxes

How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

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If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I can count

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

I can read

I have a reading level above third grade

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand how hurricane paths work

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I see through liars

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center